Santorini

This is the view from Oia, Santorini. People actually live here. According to our book, Baby Fee can sense bright light and will move away from it. Given the weather we had all week, I think the poor little one spent the trip hidden somewhere behind Caryn's colon and pancreas.

Baby Brof (aka Fee, short for Fetus) has gone international

Here's little Fee and Caryn in Taormina, Sicily. I don't know the man next to her but he split after he heard Caryn was with child. He may or may not be involved with the mob which may or may not actually exist.

12 Weeks 5 Days

Baby Brof is getting bigger. In one of these, you can see its face and brain. Do you think it looks more like me or Caryn? I think it looks like Skeletor. It might be wearing a mask, we won't know for sure until birth.

The pic with the baby face down is of its healthy spine. Our baby has the correct number of vertebrae...unlike Uncle Dave...freak. Mom and baby are both very healthy. Stay tuned. Coming August 24th, we find out the sex...will you?

Well that didn't take long, here's our baby. Actually, this is Sarah Collier, we were just practicing with a friend's baby...only dropped her twice. For you future parents, it's better to practice on someone else's kids :)

This man is going to be a father...

First picture

Here's Baby at 10 weeks and 4 days...approximately. It's waving on the second shot...say hello, don't be rude.

We're pregnant!!!

The lady of the lake, her hand clad with the purist shimmering EPT test, held aloft the pee stick from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Eric, was to be a father. Some say strange women lying in ponds distributing EPT tests is no basis for a system of determining preganancy. I thought we were an autonomous collective. Regardless, Caryn and I are having a baby...and that baby will be awesome.

***If you haven't seen Monty Python's Holy Grail, do not attempt to make sense of the previous paragraph. Just know that Caryn's preggo.