Baby Formerly Known as Fee

Caryn and I had a girl's name firmly picked out so it was no surprise when the doctor said we were having a boy. Now comes the hard part. My suggestions of Max Power, Optimus Prime, and Dirk Diggler have already been vetoed. We need a name that sounds good with Bronfenbrenner. I realize that's impossible but I'm limiting the first name to less than 3 syllables; preferably 2. Any suggestions are welcomed as long as you don't get insulted if we don't use it (or make fun of it).

Baby BOY Brof

It's official, we are having a boy!!! You get a certain sense of accomplishment when you find out you've gotten a woman pregnant; but to find out it's a boy makes every Y chromosome in my body stand up and grunt. We saw the four chambers of his heart, the two halves of his brain, numerous other organs, and, of course, his "manhood"...by the way, all parts are developing nicely. The doctor says he has the schwanz of an 8 month old fetus already! We don't have a name yet so stay tuned.

Gonna be a soccer player

Very excited, Saturday night was the first time I (Eric) felt little Fee (fetus) move. There was a hard lump under Caryn's belly button that moved away then quickly pushed up against my hand. Fee was either trying to shake my hand or kick me away and yell "stop poking me, I'm trying to sleep!" It was truly amazing. We also found that if Caryn drinks lemonade, Fee does somersaults...fun party trick.

STAY TUNED! Coming Friday....Is Fee an "innie" or an "outtie?"...and I'm not talking about the belly button.

Santorini

This is the view from Oia, Santorini. People actually live here. According to our book, Baby Fee can sense bright light and will move away from it. Given the weather we had all week, I think the poor little one spent the trip hidden somewhere behind Caryn's colon and pancreas.

Baby Brof (aka Fee, short for Fetus) has gone international

Here's little Fee and Caryn in Taormina, Sicily. I don't know the man next to her but he split after he heard Caryn was with child. He may or may not be involved with the mob which may or may not actually exist.

12 Weeks 5 Days

Baby Brof is getting bigger. In one of these, you can see its face and brain. Do you think it looks more like me or Caryn? I think it looks like Skeletor. It might be wearing a mask, we won't know for sure until birth.

The pic with the baby face down is of its healthy spine. Our baby has the correct number of vertebrae...unlike Uncle Dave...freak. Mom and baby are both very healthy. Stay tuned. Coming August 24th, we find out the sex...will you?

Well that didn't take long, here's our baby. Actually, this is Sarah Collier, we were just practicing with a friend's baby...only dropped her twice. For you future parents, it's better to practice on someone else's kids :)

This man is going to be a father...

First picture

Here's Baby at 10 weeks and 4 days...approximately. It's waving on the second shot...say hello, don't be rude.

We're pregnant!!!

The lady of the lake, her hand clad with the purist shimmering EPT test, held aloft the pee stick from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Eric, was to be a father. Some say strange women lying in ponds distributing EPT tests is no basis for a system of determining preganancy. I thought we were an autonomous collective. Regardless, Caryn and I are having a baby...and that baby will be awesome.

***If you haven't seen Monty Python's Holy Grail, do not attempt to make sense of the previous paragraph. Just know that Caryn's preggo.