Fee made his first trip to Bucknell this weekend. It was Homecoming and we hadn't been there in a few years. We saw the comedian Jim Gaffigan (hot pockets?) and got 3 FREE beer tickets. It was cool, as long as we had that ugly orange wristband we could walk anywhere on campus with an open beer. I could walk right up to public safety and chug a beer in his face...he'd just have to stand there groovin' on it. We saw Lambda Chi, my old fraternity. It still has the same stale beer/piss smell that conjures up memories of parties past. Fee was very happy walking around campus all day, he's already thinking about matriculating. NASA is currently calculating how much it will cost to send him there. Sunday, October 21, 2007
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Fee made his first trip to Bucknell this weekend. It was Homecoming and we hadn't been there in a few years. We saw the comedian Jim Gaffigan (hot pockets?) and got 3 FREE beer tickets. It was cool, as long as we had that ugly orange wristband we could walk anywhere on campus with an open beer. I could walk right up to public safety and chug a beer in his face...he'd just have to stand there groovin' on it. We saw Lambda Chi, my old fraternity. It still has the same stale beer/piss smell that conjures up memories of parties past. Fee was very happy walking around campus all day, he's already thinking about matriculating. NASA is currently calculating how much it will cost to send him there. 
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Au Contraire little brother,
Calculating the cost of future Education is easy! Let a parent who has already looked into it help you!
Start with the present cost of four years of education at the institution of your choice.
"costnow"
Add the age of the child
"costnow + age"
Multiply by the number of years between now and when your child will start this educatoin.
"( costnow + age)*time
Subtract off the number of children you have - to approximate any savings in financial aid you might qualify for
"[( costnow + age)*time]-kids"
Now, simply take that result and square it. There’s your answer in US dollars of how much it will cost to send your child to the institution of your choice.
"{[( costnow + age)*time]-kids}^2"
I need a HUGE pay increase
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